Highlights
- Loading screens in video games provide moments of anticipation and sometimes unexpected laughter and wisdom.
- Developers use loading screens to sneak in witty tips and humorous remarks, such as Minecraft's question of whether anyone reads them.
- Loading screens in games like Doom Eternal and Skyrim offer blatantly obvious advice and unconventional approaches, adding to the charm and humor of the gaming experience.
Video games are a realm of endless adventures, epic battles, and unforgettable moments. But amidst the grandeur of vast landscapes and intense action, there exists a humble, often overlooked element that brings its own charm to the gaming experience – the loading screen. A brief interlude, a moment of anticipation, and sometimes, a surprising source of laughter and wisdom.
Loading screens have been cleverly infused with witty tips and humorous remarks that have us giggling and pondering life's deeper mysteries all at once. From Minecraft's playful musings to Skyrim's thoughts on friendship, let us embark on a journey through the funniest loading screen tips in gaming history.
8 Minecraft - “Do People Actually Read These?”
Minecraft is the realm of limitless imagination and daring escapades. As we twiddle our thumbs, waiting for the procedurally generated terrain to grace our screens, a cheeky loading screen tip wonders on the screen, "Do people actually read these?"
It's like the developers are well aware that loading screens are prime time for multitasking – a perfect opportunity to sneak in some TikTok scrolling or dash to the kitchen for a snack raid. They must feel like modern-day philosophers, shouting their pearls of wisdom into the vast void of loading screen oblivion, hoping someone, somewhere, is reading.
7 Doom Eternal - “If An Enemy Has A Head, It’s A Weak Spot.”
Amidst the pulsating heavy metal soundtrack and the cacophony of demonic growls in Doom Eternal, a loading screen tip pops up, stating the blatantly obvious: "If an enemy has a head, it’s a weak spot." Well, thank you, Captain Obvious.
As the developers revel in the chaos they've unleashed, they humorously remind us that decapitating demons does indeed weaken them. But hey, it's Doom, and we appreciate the occasional touch of humor amid the gory spectacle of demon slaying. Now, back to turning the hordes into a mess of dead enemies.
6 South Park: The Fractured But Whole - “If You’re Having Trouble Winning In Combat, Try Getting Better At The Game.”
The irreverent humor of South Park strikes again. In The Fractured But Whole, a game already infamous for its over-the-top hilarity, we find a loading screen tip that's as blunt as Eric Cartman's attitude: "If you're having trouble winning in combat, try getting better at the game."
Oh, South Park, you never fail to deliver the snark. Who needs hours of practice and intricate strategy when all we need to do is "git gud"? Easier said than done, huh? As we scoff at this cheeky advice, we're reminded that in the world of South Park, no screen is off limits for some mischief.
5 Insurgency - “Eating Chips While Playing Can Get Your Controls Greasy. Try Pretzels, Crackers, Or Baby Carrots.”
There’s nothing better than gearing up for some intense tactical warfare in Insurgency. But before we do, the loading screen offers some unexpected advice: "Eating chips while playing can get your controls greasy. Try pretzels, crackers, or baby carrots." Hold on a second – we thought we were here to eliminate insurgents, not delve into the nuances of gaming snacks.
Nevertheless, we appreciate the developers' consideration of our gaming hygiene and cleanliness. Sorry, chips, but it's time to step aside for the ascendance of baby carrots as the ultimate gamer fuel. Who knew that staying clean and well-fed could be part of our tactical advantage?
4 Sims 4 - “Leeb, Leefuh, Lurve”
The Sims 4 is a world where Simlish reigns supreme and virtual lives are lived to the fullest. In the loading screens of this beloved life simulation game, we encounter a clever play on words: "Leeb, Leefuh, Lurve." Of course, it's the Simlish version of the ubiquitous phrase "live, laugh, love" – that overused mantra often found adorning home decor and social media.
Leave it to The Sims 4 to inject some playful satire into our virtual lives. As we build and nurture the aspirations of our Sims, we're reminded that even the most mundane expressions can be turned into delightful parodies in the quirky world of The Sims.
3 World Of Warcraft - “Struggling With A Tough Foe? Remember, Just Keep Your Health Above 0 While Lowering Your Enemy's Health To 0. Works Every Time!”
In the sprawling realms of Azeroth, heroic champions and fearsome adversaries clash in epic battles. Amidst the loading screens that transport us to this fantastical world in World of Warcraft, we encounter a tip that seems deceptively obvious: "Struggling with a tough foe? Remember, just keep your Health above 0 while lowering your enemy's Health to 0. Works every time!" How reassuring.
The developers, with a hint of mischief, remind us that success in battle relies on the age-old principle of staying alive while vanquishing our foes. Simple, right? Of course, they're not wrong, but we can't help but chuckle at the straightforwardness of this advice. Next tip, please.
2 The Witcher 3 - “When The Time Of The Winter Frost Comes, Do Not Eat The Yellow Snow.”
Welcome to the dark and dangerous world of the White Wolf in The Witcher 3, where monster hunting, political intrigue, and dark magic abound. But amidst the epic quests and moral dilemmas, we find a surprising and somewhat absurd piece of advice in the loading screens: "When the time of the Winter Frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow."
Oh, Geralt of Rivia, the Witcher with a heart of gold and a knack for practical tips. We'll be sure to avoid the pitfalls of consuming suspiciously tinted snow, thanks to your invaluable advice. Though, one might wonder – what kind of predicament led to this tip's inclusion in the game?
1 Skyrim - “Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home.”
Skyrim is the land of dragons, plenty of epic adventures, and countless stolen goodies. As we wait for the game to load, a tip graces the screen, suggesting a rather unconventional approach to obtaining loot: "Become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take certain items from their home."
Well, well, well, isn't that interesting? Does that mean our real-life friends will also permit us to ransack their homes for treasure? Perhaps not, but in the realm of Skyrim, all's fair in love and looting. As we embark on quests of epic proportions, we're reminded that forging bonds with the residents of Tamriel might just lead to unlocked doors and unguarded riches. Just remember, they might still get angry for nabbing their sweetrolls! We know we would.